Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Derp

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

HURT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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