- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

I regret everything.....

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

9/11

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

what?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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