Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

racism...deal with it!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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