a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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