what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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all hail based mark

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Internet Explorer

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Wright flyer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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roses are red violets are blue

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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