what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A Pakistani news reader.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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