why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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