- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

my gramma died

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Where's my tractor?

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I regret everything.....

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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