- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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