- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

knock knock whos there? nobody

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Feminism.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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