- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??