What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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