- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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