- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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