- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Obamacare

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.