Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

balls

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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