What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What the hell are you doing?

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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