- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Sarah Palin

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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