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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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