- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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