Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's circular and round A circle

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

An Asian man fails a math test

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Autism speaks but not really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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