Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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