Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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