A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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fava beans

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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