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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Z.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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