Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What you reading? reading?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

your mom died.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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