One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Yo mama's fat.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is my name? I dont know

why did the girl cry because she was raped

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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