Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Gorden Brown.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Neither have I

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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