How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why did it die Nothing died

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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