- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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