- Anti Joke

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

dick dick dick... frogs

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.