- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

That's what SHE said!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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