- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A kid has no friends.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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