Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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I drive a 'rarri

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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