If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Penis.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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How high is a Chinaman

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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