- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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