- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

A black guy gets a job...

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Weed.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

tee hee

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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