roses are red violets should be purple

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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NAACP

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Anti Joke

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