What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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You just read this ..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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