Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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