- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Whats worse than a joke? This

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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