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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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women's rights

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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religion

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UP

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A French man gets into a fight

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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