- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why did it die Nothing died

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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