Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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