- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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