A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Lets Go Lakers!

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your mom died.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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NEVER

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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A man walks into a bar.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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