Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What is my name? I dont know

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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