Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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