Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Butt poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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