- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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